Dear reader, as I have stated over and over again, the CHRIStal ball is never wrong, never! It predicted that you would be here at this very moment, reading this article and here you are.
ORLANDO PIRATES vs KAIZER CHIEFS
What can we say in this column that has not already been said in countless other publications about this game? Maybe nothing, but since you are here you might as well read it again. Chiefs have a problem at leftback if Jimmy Jambo`s injury looks as serious at looked on Wednesday night. The result of that game shall remain a national secret, in fact we`ll lock it away in a volt somewhere in the ANCYL`s offices and have Mr Malema keep the key. He might need it to sway voters. If Bucs complain of jetlag after their trip to the Natal we will take them to the Indian Ocean on a pirates` ship and make them walk the plank. We expect only one thing from this game, dear reader, A GOOD GAME OF FOOTBALL. If the two giants cannot deliver on this then we`ll settle for at least seven goals.
The Christal Ball shows me that the result will be………
SANTOS vs MARITZBURG
I know, I know. You did not know that there were other games on Saturday. Well you join a colleague of mine who even went on to state that no other game was supposed to be on anyway. Santos did something naughty on Wednesday night against that team that Ernst Midderndorp loves to watch. We shall say no more. Maritzburg took another point out of the total number of points Supersport will need to successfully defend their premiership title. To win this game Maritzburg will have to do something that extremely difficulty to do in Cape Town, score. The strong Cape wind can assist or hinder them in their mission.
The Christal Ball covered itself in black and gold and put up a peace sign. SANTOS WIN
PLATINUM STARS vs MOROKA SWALLOWS
Moroka Swallows will be to be playing away from their protesting supporters, that`s one thing for sure. I would hate to have fans like that. How can they be angry just because the team is the bottom of the log? It`s a dirty job but somebody`s got to prop up the other fifteen. Platinum Stars will be rubbing their palms together in great anticipation of an easy three points. Dear reader let me tell now, they will not get them. Moroka Swallows are the most dangerous team to be playing right now.
The Christal Ball grew a rasta in honour of that great Dube Birds supporter is not protesting. DRAW
VASCO DA GAMA vs AMAZULU
If the Zulus are not ready to run for ninety minutes, then they might as well stay in sunny KZN. At least the scoreline for a forfeit is only 3 nil. However if they can keep up, then they will find that scoring against the Vascos is much easier than scoring against the Bucs. Having been in the premier league for a longer time counts for nothing when you meet with these marathon runners from the Cape. Pirates know it, Sundowns know it, Ajax knows it and now Amazulu will know it too.
Christal Ball seemed moved by the wind and rain. VASCO DA GAMA WIN.
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